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right here it goes:
one night after practice i passed by a food store selling hor fun. all kinds of hor fun. they had shredded chicken which was normal, mushroom which looked cheap, fish dumplings which looked okie, and most importantly, WANTON which looked super nice!!!!!!!
hungry, curious me decided to whet my appetide by trying out. and as expected i ordered what else but wanton hor fun;)
here's a picture
looked very very very delicious to me. maybe not to you, but i know it does to me=)
however, there was a problem. and i shall present it to you in 3 cases... which was... rather inspired by Gp land and ms sally chua. lol.
In Math Land, there exists the only the existance of numbers and no assumptions, whereby any attempt to assume would get you kicked out. It has no hard feelings but only the cold calculation of statistics and results to function. It was the make-believe land that all people who live, breathe, and eat math would love to stay in. However, people living there were extinct long ago because, simply put. The apple trees in Math Land could only visualise the probability of an apple appearing on it, and the streams could only give the speed of which a water molecule flows. How sad it was. Nevertheless, fanatics of Maths still dream regularly about living there. Shant bother.
Imagine if you ordered wanton hor fun. By the picture, and by the observation that the woman who sat in front of me was eating that same dish, one dish consisted of hor fun and 8 pieces of wanton. looked generous enough, so i was rather excited to get my dinner=)
then came the horror. auntie told me i have to sub some of my wanton for fish dumplings because they ran out of them!!!!!!!! the horror!!!!!!! i was shocked to the core but i said okie. watever. and in the end, what should have been 8 wantons turned to 6
and became 6 wantons and 2 fish dumplings...
OMG. i was robbed.
and then when i said okie, auntie turned around... and carried a entire plateful that held at least 20 of the wantons and gave it to a table right in my face.
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what an unfair world. However, in Math Land there only exists the cold hard calculations of which auntie had only 6 wantons left but someone ordered 8 wantons. so she minus 2 wanton away to replace with another 2 fish dumplings so that i have 8 pieces. In this case, Math Land states that there is nothing wrong as the number stays the same. Nothing wrong, case settled.
Unsatisfied, I decided to look to Econs Land.
Now in Econs Land, they are at least warmer. slightly warmer. There exists the existence of cold hard statistics and results of course, however they include assumptions in which caused the land there to be relatively unstable and unsafe. Nonetheless, people who lived, breathed, and ate econs for life loved to stay there. However they too died out because they assumed that their market prices would go down with less demand and supply exceed demand and thus with lower market prices people would buy more and demand goes up and reaches an equilibrium level. However there was no end to their speculation and they kept thinking that prices would keep going up and down, and they assumed people would definately repay loans that banks gave out when most likely the people who borrowed the money would run away as far as they can into other lands and dont come back, and the Econs Land finally woke up to realise what was happening, yet the people could only sit at the sides and speculate. Thus spelled the end of Econs Land with no money as all the foreign banks moved away.
With my wanton hor fun, Econs Land told me that there was unequal food distribution even though equal income distribution was more or less prevalent. What happened was that although the store had high number of wantons, the majority of the wanton was held by those big families while the only me remained with a small portion of 6 wantons. well well wellXD
Armed with my documents, I arrived lastly in GP Land, the uh..... Land of all Lands?
In GP land, flowery language with no substance nor content can be expected and commonly found, and those people who had high calibre in GP were locked up in literature and debating teams and god knows what other english departments and probably only released once a week for a fresh breathe of air. and in GP land i guessed they kind of survived by envisioning the smells and sights of delicious sights of food and fresh water with their adjectives and nouns. Thats amazing. However they have no end to the debate over controversial events like euthanesia etc etc in which everyone just ends up having their bottoms painfully poked as so many people decide to sit on the fences built around the countryside as it is due to the decision of one's opinion on the matter, and in GP land, many say to a certain, or greater extent, especially people aged 16 to 18. Sounds exciting.
For my case of wanton hor fun, it is argued that every human has equal rights, and as humans we have feelings of desire, hatred, pain, joy etc etc. And as a human that stands on equal ground with the rest to have access to resources just like any other, i am being deprived of 2 more wantons and having the replacement of 2 fish dumplings would be totally unfair and a violation of human rights as everyone should be entitled to at least 8 per dish! If everyone were to have 6 wantons and 2 fish dumplings like me, that would undermine the concept of 8 wantons per dish as everyone can just go for 6 wantons and 2 fish dumplings. all in all, 6 wantons and 2 fish dumplings can be legally considered acceptable however it does not mean that they are accepted as having that special connection unlike 8 pieces of wanton, as society regards it as natural while 6 wantons and 2 fish dumplings are unnatural.
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A very... long and dumb essay i must sayXD If you dont really understand after these 3 cases... dont bother trying to understand. lol. im lazy to explain again. Life is never fair anyway.