bored as i am im here to blog. many of you would have popped your eyeballs out of your sockets thinking that, WOW shujun actually blogged everyday recently?! thats like damn rare la. whatever.

i was watching the soccer match between singapore and malaysia yesterday. actually, no i only started to watch the match when the there was extra time or something of 30 mins. then after the 30 mins no goals, came down to penalty and well singapore won. here's how they did it and i shall explain it to you.

shujun: wah lao the goalkeeper damn lousy duno how to save ball de.
kevin: ...
*4th penalty kick*
shujun: heng ah singapore goal.
kevin: ...
shujun: zzz... back to square one. (malaysia won at the 4th penalty kick oso)
kevin: ...
*before singapore takes the 5th penalty kick*
shujun: hmmm eh i try throwing my tissue into the dustbin see whether it will work anot. maybe singapore can win liddat.
*kevin looks incredulous*
kevin: you are crazy, siao one.
shujun: eh you never know lo...
*shujun throws the tissue away*
*singapore wins the 5th penalty kick*
shujun: ok ok this is it.
kevin: ...
*singapore goalkeeper saves the ball!!!!*
shujun: WEEEEE singapore win!!!! SEE I TOLD YOU IT WORKS LA HAHAHAHAHAHA
kevin(in disbelief): wtf....

and that was how singapore won their match. XD

eh eh this is all true hoh. i really threw that tissue away in the dustbin to see if it worked. im not bullshitting!!! kevin can vouch for me throwing it away.XD

anyway the match ended and the stadium, actually half of it la was cheering like crazy. the guy who lost that goal was about to crack and cry, malaysians looked downcast, the singapore team were jumping about like kangaroos you see in australia when suddenly...

*FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

the camera zooms to a singaporean who was holding a huge piece of vanguard sheet that screamed out with bold colourful words : MALAYSIA SURE TO LOSE.

wtf man... malaysia sure to lose?? wah lao. what a conceited thing to say. a match is a match ma... everyone should have sportsmanship. what malaysia sure to lose... in effect it only goes to show how YOU are an ungrateful person with no sportsmanship. cant believe you are a singaporean. throw face.. pah. at least the malaysians had the grace to cheer nicely(in a way).

and that concludes this post.



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