If you guys have been passing by COM1 recently ever since sem break started, you would notice this guy who is always glued to the middle seat in last row of study tables. Let me tell you,

HE IS DARN CREEPY.

Everything about him just exudes a sense of creepiness that even guys would find disgusting. Never once in my entire sem break have I not seen him when I come to school. And he is always, ALWAYS at that darn middle seat staring at his laptop. If he not feeling chui, I think his laptop also feeling chui. I seriously think that even that poor seat also feeling chui at the same time. Imagine the very essence of his butt sinking into the seams of the seat.... urgh gross =.=||||

And the really worst thing about him is that he practically NEVER bathes. Either that, or he apparently hoards around 100 shirts of the same size, brand, design and colour. Everytime I see him, it will be with his jacket(poor cloth) and that striped shirt of his. The most hygenic action I would have seen would be him going to the disabled toilet just nearby and washing his hair in the basin... which is doubly gross since he has hair down to the shoulders, that's how long and he DOESN'T USE SHAMPOO, LIKE WTH ALL THE OIL IS THERE. There is only how much water can take off your oil excretions from your head, seriously. Luckily our faculty is air-conditioned, hence stenches cannot be smelt that easily I suspect. Either that or it is because I always stand very far from him lol. Oh and I must add, when I enter the disabled toilets sometimes to wash cans or my feet, you get to see those long strands of DNA that makes up his HAIR STRAND. LIKE UBER GROSS LAH. If it's a girl can still go "tch", but it's a GUY, and to make things worse it's HIM!!!!! That's why I try to avoid that toilet as much as possible =.=

One would have thought that he was taking special sem or something. I mean, it is practically as if he has no home to go to and depends on NUS and his bank account for his living needs. However apparently his pious devotion towards sitting there is not just about studying. Many times I have seen him browsing websites that obviously I wouldn't understand since I didn't stand too near him, but more or less they should be for his relaxation purposes since you can hear him laughing like a creepy man in front of his comp. Which is very odd if you ask me, given that under the assumption that he is studying and so devoted to his seat, he should be studying fanatically! So is he really under special sem or not, I seriously don't know.

Interestingly, not only does it look like the place belongs to him, he makes it pretty known as well. Whenever he is not around the desk, he will place his pile of Business Times taken from Biz canteen on the table to claim the spot. Sometimes he even leaves his laptop there for periods of time. Like wah, doesn't he get scared that someone steals it? Hmm probably not, since everyone is so scared of creepy man they wouldn't even go near him, much less touch his creepy laptop.

Ben brought up this issue to the advisors, and someone actually went to have a chat with him on why he was staying here like it was his home. I don't know what happened since I don't have details, but who knew after the talk he was STILL THERE?! Seriously, it's either Prof Khoo thought that he had a very valid reason to stay or that the guy is not scared, whichever.

I swear, from now on I shall NEVER sit on that chair of his as long as I live. Take my advice, follow me and you probably WILL never regret.

Love,
A tired and bored Shujun(if not I would never have typed this post)

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